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Tampa Bay The Current Situation

Tampa’s most disappointed voter

Photo: Lime green Mazda hatchback with a big “VOTE FOR KANYE” sticker on its rear windshield.
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We saw this car on Saturday afternoon in Seminole Heights, going southbound on Nebraska.

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funny The Current Situation

Tweet of the day: “Emotional Support Canadians are on standby”

Tweet by @Darth_Pingu: “Dear America:  Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly.”
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Surely I can’t be the only one in Tampa Bay…

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The Current Situation

Dude, hug your kid

Photo: Donald Trump Jr. trying to hug Donald Trump, but Don Sr. refuses.

Dude, hug your kid.

He’s stumping for you in places that are too small-time for you to go, and talking to press outlets that are too tiny to be worth your while. It looks like he’s trying to be a worthy son.

When he reaches to you for a hug, hug him.

And not in that creepy way you do with Ivanka. He’s your kid.

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It Happened to Me Tampa Bay

Yesterday’s bike ride

We’ve undergoing a period of cooler temperatures here in Tampa — and by cooler, I mean 20°C / 70°F in the late afternoon — which made yesterday’s 10K bike ride (something I do five or six days a week, schedule and weather permitting) a very pleasant one. I took some photos while cycling through Riverbend and Seminole Heights.

Here are the Riverbend photos, which I took while following the Hillsborough River south towards Hillsborough Avenue:

It was then time to cross the river over the bridge, which offers this view when looking north…

…then veer north to Hanna, and then east to Lake Roberta, where 4 circuits of the lake makes one mile. I’d already done more than 10 kilometers after those circuits, so I decided to hang out with the ducks for a few minutes.

Gentle Reader, let me introduce you to Lake Roberta’s biggest a-hole, who makes Canada geese look relaxed in comparison:

He has a gang of followers:

This duck is happy just to have a chance to relax:

I grabbed some last-minute groceries and started heading home. Seminole Heights is one of those tree-lined neighborhoods with a lot of houses built from the 1920s through the 1950s, where college-educated families and craft breweries can be easily found. There’s a clearly-established voting preference here…

The owners of the nearby Corner Club — the neighborhood’s dive bar, karaoke joint, and after-work hangout for folks to work at the nearby TECO branch — recently sold the place, but at least it will remain a bar and not get turned into condos:

Now back to the signs…

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America The Current Situation

Only the Boomer with a Computer can save us now!

Photo: Cover of “Boomer with a Computer”. Cover text reads “The DEEP STATE. A global cabal of CANNIBALISTIC ELITES. They THOUGHT they could GET AWAY with it. But they NEVER PREPARED for the BOOMER WITH A COMPUTER! / Author of ‘Swollen Ankles, Swollen Vengenace’ QUEEF MALONE.”
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Yes, I know it’s a joke cover for a non-existent book, but it’s also National Novel Writing Month! Someone needs to use this as the basis for their novel.

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America funny The Current Situation

2020 meets “Lord of the Rings”

I don’t want to know what “Elevenses” would mean in this context.

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Typo of the day

Graphic on TV: “Turn your cocks back one hour tonight”
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Someone at Michigan TV station WNEM needs someone else to double-check their work. They aired this yesterday.