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Sticker of the day: “Orange is sus, vote him out”

Photo: Sticker of the Orange “Among Us” character with Donald Trump-like hair and the caption “Orange is sus, vote him out”.

Today is the first day of early voting in Florida, and there are also drop boxes for mail-in ballots. If you can, vote — and remember that Orange is sus!

Update: You can buy it online at this site!

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funny The Current Situation

Pictures aplenty for Sunday, October 18, 2020

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funny The Current Situation

They’re not just for Crown Royal bottles and D&D dice anymore!

Photo: Woman wearing a Crown Royal bag as a mask

I can’t speak to their effectiveness at stopping aerosolized droplets, but let’s give her some points for creative problem-solving and improvisation!

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funny Geek

Out-of-context comic book panel of the day

Comic panel. He-Man: “Fisto, my friend, are you all right? Let me help you to your feet!” Fisto: “I fisted hard, He-Man, but I could not fist them all!”

He-Man’s buddy is Fisto, and you get three guesses as to what his special ability is:

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America The Current Situation

Yup.

Photo: Two children labeled “Right wingers”, cowering in a corner as they watch a rabbit labeled “Antifa” minding its own business beside a bucket.

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Music

It’s Nyango Star!

Photo: “Nyango Star” — a costumed mascot that looks like a cat/apple hybrid, sitting at a drum kit.

It’s impossible to describe Nyango Star with mere words. This video will do a much better job:

Nyango Star is a mascot for Kuroishi City in Japan’s Aomori prefecture, on the northernmost tip of Honshu (the main island), and Japan’s largest producer of apples. In a design decision that makes perfect sense if you’re Japanese, Nyango is:

  • An apple (therefore a perfect mascot for Aomori)…
  • possessed by the spirit of a dead cat (???)…
  • who in the fusion was granted awesome metal drumming superpowers.

The name also makes perfect sense if you’re Japanese:

  • “Apple” in the Japanese language is “ringo”.
  • “Nyan” means “meow”.
  • And, of course, the name is a pun on Beatles drummer Ringo Starr.

Here’s a Vice documentary about Nyango Star:

Here’s a great video — Professional vs. Beginner Drummer — in which somehow Nyango, a mascot in an apple/cat costume with fixed facial features is displaying more emotion than the human:

Here’s Nyango doing a drum cover of the Japanese pop tune Futon no nakakara detakunai, which translates as “I don’t want to leave my futon”:

And I’ll close with this observation: Only in Japan can you assemble a crowd of seniors at a concert hall to watch an apple/cat mascot drum along to Slayer’s Raining Blood:

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Job interview tip: Qualified candidates ALWAYS bring notes.

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Having notes also reduces the chance that you’ll fail to completely answer simple questions that you might otherwise find easy in a less stressful setting, just like Amy Coney Barrett did.

Here’s Alex Winter’s original tweet in all its glory: