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funny The Current Situation

Pictures aplenty for Sunday, October 25, 2020

Illustration — What you see on your lawn: “Trump: Keep America great!” sign. What I see on your lawn: “RACIST lives here.”

Meme — Biden: “If you make over 400K a year, your taxes will be higher.” Guys from my high school that make 35K a year: (Woman screaming in fear)

Photo: Michelle Wolf: “You know, in high school, if you didn’t believe in science, it was just called failing.”

Photo: Armed militia men on the steps of a government building, with the caption “Men unhappy being told what to do with their bodies”

Photo: Two signs, side by side: “Jesus matters” and “All gods matter”.

Photo: Pin that looks like NASA pin, but says “NOT FLAT — we checked”

Meme: “If we are in a lockdown situation for Christmas and you don’t get to visit your family, remember that this isn’t the government’s fault. This is your 10 week warning! Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Stop having house parties. Stop meeting in big groups. The list goes on. Don’t ruin it for everyone else.”

Photo comic — Man in hotel room: “I’d like a wake-up call please.” Front desk: “Of course sir... As a worker, you have been losing a class war against the rich and the ruling oligarchy for 40 years. It’s time to do something about it.”

Meme: “Why do D&D players take coronavirus seriously? We’ve learned two things from experience: A 2% chance of death is NOT as low as it sounds, and no matter how high your constitution score, there’s ALWAYS a chance you’ll fail your saving throw.”

Graphic: Peel the blue line off a “Thin blue line” flag and you’ll reveal the Nazi flag.

Photo: Woman reading bible and woman reading Quran: “Look, you’re going to Hell.” “OMG you too!”

Meme: I never leave the house without my collection of magic items.

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America The Current Situation

A moment that proved that Trump doesn’t represent America — just himself

Photo: Trump throwing a knowing glance during his call with Netanyahu

During today’s announcement of the opening of trade between Israel and Sudan (a big step towards normalizing diplomatic relations between the two countries), what should’ve been a pure win got spoiled by a moment that proved that Trump doesn’t represent America — just himself. 

Here’s the video of that moment:

The brokering of a deal between Israel and Sudan, an adversary that overthrew its dictator last year and now has a Prime Minister who has appointed the country’s first female ministers, is a foreign policy achievement that Trump could have used in his campaign.

But he can’t use it now, because he made about Biden. The story isn’t about the Trump administration brokering a mideast peace deal anymore. It’s now a two-part story, the first of which is that yet another foreign leader betting on Trump losing the election.

(Netanyahu’s reluctance is part diplomacy and part pragmatism — as the leader of a country that depends on American largesse, he knows how badly Trump is doing in the polls. He’s also aware that the UK government also knows.)

More importantly, it’s about how Trump puts himself above his own country. Between the campaign, coming down with COVID-19, and all the damage control he’s had to do, he likely hasn’t devoted much of his own time to brokering the Israel/Sudan deal. The work was done by other people in the administration, who work under the mantle of the Trump administration, who in turn doing their work under the mantle of the United States.

The President of the United States should not be trying to bait a foreign leader into bad-mouthing any individual American, never mind one who is a former Senator and Vice President. This is the second part of the story: That proved that Trump doesn’t represent America — just himself. He tried to turn government work into a campaign moment, and he took America’s moment and tried to turn it into Trump’s moment.

For the love of this country, vote this narcissistic, incompetent, self-serving man-child out of office on November 3rd.

Further reading and viewing

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It Happened to Me Music Tampa Bay

Sign of the day: “Presidents are Temporary. Wu-Tang is forever!”

Photo: U.S. election campaign-style sign that reads: “Presidents are temporary. Wu-Tang is forever 2020.”
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Seminole Heights’ seal, which depicts a two-headed alligatorI saw this on this in Hampton Terrace during this morning’s 10K bike ride.

I think I’ll close this post with something you might not have seen: A scene from Jim Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes that puts together Wu-Tang’s GZA, RZA, and Bill Murray at the same booth in a café:

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funny Geek

Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” paintings recast the Muppets as horror movie icons

Painting: Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Fozzie Bear as Freddie Kruger.

Halloween should be both fun and frightening, and what better way to combine the two than to re-cast the Muppets as horror film icons, as Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” did?

Painting: Miss Piggy as Carrie (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Miss Piggy as Carrie.
Painting: Gonzo as Jason Voorhees and Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Gonzo as Jason Voorhees (with Camilla the chicken as Pamela Voorhees).
Painting: Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
The Swedish Chef as Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Painting: Kermit as Norman Bates, standing at the shower with a knife (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Kermit the Frog as Norman Bates.
Painting: Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Rowlf as Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Painting: Animal as Buffalo Bill (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Animal as Jame Gumb (a.k.a. Buffalo Bill).
Painting: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem as the Devil’s Rejects.
Painting: Scooter as Chucky (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Scooter as Chucky.
Painting: Sam the Eagle as Pinhead (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Sam the Eagle as Pinhead.
Painting: Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Beeker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis.
Painting: Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining” (Jason Beck’s “Muppet Maniacs” series)
Statler and Waldorf as the Grady Twins from “The Shining”.
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funny The More You Know...

The only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters

Screenshot: “New and improved MBTI test” by janhooks — the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters
Tap to see the source.

The Myers-Briggs personality test is all bunk anyway, so why not save time and just take the only Myers-Briggs personality test that matters?

And if you must know, the test usually tags me as ENTP.

Thanks to David Janes for the find!

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America The Current Situation

Another Rudy Giuliani “compromising photo” meme

Photo: Rudy Giuliani, in his compromising photo, as a “Love Boat” guest
Created by Alistair Morton.

And if you need more context…

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America The Current Situation

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