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Same planet, different worlds

Kathy “Relapsed Catholic” Shaidle and I (you could call me the “Relaxed Catholic”) saw the same Toronto Star article, but responded quite differently. The article was about the differences between Canadians and Americans, and here are the points she mentioned in her blog entry: Some 28 per cent of Americans, versus 19 per cent of […]

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"Don’t thank me, thank the moon’s gravitational pull."

Ah, MacGyver. The thinking man’s hero, solving problems with his flair for cobbling together hastily improvised feats of engineering. Give the man a ten-speed bicycle, two bottles of Polish vodka, a tube of toothpast and an eggbeater, and he’ll whip up a particle accelerator. This favourite ’80’s television show of every tinkerer, hacker, engineer and […]

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More on TV, movies and life

(You might want to read the previous entry first.) Truth be told, I’m not some kind of anti-TV snob. I will drop a Simpsons quote or Star Trek reference at the drop of a hat; I am, after all a pop culture aficionado. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have bothered to dress up for The Matrix: Reloaded. […]

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Before the whole New Girl fiasco, I was the go-to guy for lewd clothing

…and damned if I’m going to give up the crown. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, perhaps you should see the Breast Scarf and Butt Skirt postings first. At last check, I still had the number one Google entries for the phrases “breast scarves” and “butt skirt”. Yet another dubious acheivement to add […]

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For the record

For the record, here’s the posting that got noticed by Whistleblower and started the whole New Girl brouhaha, with New Girl’s name and the photo removed. (For extra-special fun, check out this Google search on the phrase “blogs save lives”.) I promise that this will be one of the few gushy-sickly-sweet postings you’ll ever see […]

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Hot euro-on-euro action!

Last month, I stumbled across the eXile, Moscow’s alternative paper written largely by expats driven by American xenophobia, culture shock, homesickness and the fact that communism tends to turn places into joyless hellholes. What it lacks in journalistic standards — consider their current contest: whoever guesses the date closest to the American invasion of Iraq […]

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Student threatened with explusion for having a weblog

From the Simpsons episode Lisa the Vegetarian: Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the coloured chalk from the classrooms. Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn’t I warn ya?! That coloured chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! When I first started at Queen’s University […]