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He might be the most dedicated “Pokemon Go” player out there

serious mobile backup battery

That’s a portable battery pack that he’s hooked up to his smartphone.

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Poorly-phrased sign of the day

please use the disabled

I assume they meant “please use the bathrooms for the disabled”, but you never know — I am personally acquainted with people who are into the sort of thing suggested by the sign’s phrasing.

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I’ve never been so turned on by an emergency exit map before

freudian emergency exit map

My inner Freud just yelled out “Gott in Himmel!

To my young friends who are into women but are still new at the “rumpy-pumpy” thing: stair 1 roof access is where a lot of the magic happens. Trust me on this one.

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The first thing I thought of when I saw the Trump/Pence logo

i need tp for my bunghole

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Different words and times, but same meaning

different words - same meaning

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For the want of a preposition…

eating carpet strictly prohibited

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Brexit, starring “Simon’s Cat”

If you’ve never seen the Simon’s Cat series of videos, start with the classic, Cat Man Do.