The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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(Here’s a quick intro in case you’ve never heard of the conspiracy nuts known as the “9/11 truth movement”.)

Need a Star Wars-themed Valentine’s Day card? Point your browser at reb-chan’s Tumblr, where you’ll find some of the most adorable cards in the galaxy. I love Poe Dameron’s pun, which I saved for the very last.

io9 have a couple of nice ones, too…

Poe’s Law is in full effect! “patriotpony1986’s” posting is from 2012, but fear not, ladies! The odds are pretty good that he’s still available today. I couldn’t find any sign online that he’d finished his book, however.

Updates

• This exploded on Twitter, so I’ve edited the screen capture to obscure his face and whereabouts, because while the profile is fake, the photo is real (once again, I cite Poe’s Law). Everyone deserves an Internet Redemption.
• Is it even possible to be a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Ayn Rand’s works at the same time? Even knowing that Rand was a fan of the 1970s TV series Charlie’s Angels, I’m having trouble imagining how Bronyism and Objectivism fit together.

Found via Dump a Day. Click the photo to see the source.

All this scene needs is a grammarian prankster to remove the exclamation point.

Update

Sean Montgomery reminded me that pork producers in Saskatchewan have used the same slogan:

Here we see a wily Floridian senior blending into her surroundings and lying very still, waiting for some unsuspecting prey to come closer.

…I’m pretty sure that’s one of the key concepts behind submarines.

Need more context?

Check out this article: China’s wish to hide submarines may be behind sea expansion.

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Hope you’re starting your new year like a boss!

For more New Year’s graphic merriment, see this accidentally dirty poster.