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Can you identify the ’90s alt-rock band names depicted in this picture?

90s band challenge

They were all staples in my DJ sets at Crazy Go Nuts University’s Clark Hall Pub. I’ll post the answers in the comments.

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It’s 40°F (4°C) in Tampa today, but the way people are acting, you’d think it was like THIS…

frozen jack nicholson in the shining

Come on, fellow Tampanians…many of you moved here from far colder climes, and living here doesn’t actually thin your blood. Toughen up, buttercup.

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Nature gives us many warning signs

hey ladies

On the bright side, he did use “your” correctly.

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The present state of the U.S./Canadian exchange rate

look i found an american quarter

And it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

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White Castle now accepting reservations for Valentine’s Day

white castle - valentine's day

AWWW YISSS.

For the past 24 years, White Castle — the people who pretty much invented the hamburger chain restaurant — has served a special Valentine’s Day dinner, which these days comes with “hostess seating, tableside service and a menu of Sliders, Shrimp Nibblers, Strawberry and Cream Waffles and other noteworthy menu items.” This year marks the 25th anniversary of this special event, which will take place on Sunday, February 14th from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m.. 

You can’t just walk into White Castle on February 14th for the Valentine’s Day dinner; you need to make a reservation. As this Chicago local news outlet says, “spots are expected to fill up quickly this year because it’s a major anniversary.”

The best way to top a budget-conscious romantic evening at White Castle is to finish it by watching a pirated copy of the Greatest Film Ever Made:

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Martin Luther King Day 2016

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It’s Martin Luther King Day here in the U.S.. To this day, it remains a somewhat controversial holiday; while Ronald Reagan signed it into law in 1983 and first observed as a federal holiday in 1986, many states resisted the idea until 2000. Some refused to mark the holiday, and Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi prefer to throw in Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s name into the mix, which is kind of like declaring the Fourth of July “Al-Qaeda Day / Independence Day”.

Over at The Root, Felice Leon looks at what’s been gained and lost over the thirty years since MLK day became a federal holiday. Among the losses, there are:

For gains, she lists:

Yes, not all of the gains are just about black people, but civil rights in general, and that’s a key part of Dr. King’s legacy, for which I, as a force of darkness (my preferred replacement phrase for “person of color”) living in the U.S., am grateful.

Happy MLK Day!

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“Star Wars Monday” post #1: Kylo Ren and “Bug Out Bob”

It’s January 18, 2016, which means that Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been in theatres for a month. To celebrate, I’ll be making a few Star Wars-related posts here, and I hope you enjoy them. Please note that there may be some spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t want me to give away some crucial plot points, perhaps it’s better if you stop reading now.

Kylo Ren and “Bug Out Bob”

'Bug Out Bob

Bug Out Bob is a disturbing-looking stress toy, but he’s kind of fun to squeeze. Kylo Ren, who has sever anger management issues, could benefit from having Bug Out Bob in a number of situations…

Animated cartoon graphic of Kylo Ren squeezing his stress toy slowly while at his station on the Star Destroyer.

Animated cartoon graphic of Kylo Ren squeezing his stress toy at a medium pace on Starkiller Base as Rey runs loose in the background.

Animated cartoon graphic of Kylo Ren squeezing his stress toy very quickly as he lies bloodied and with his face slashed in the snow.

Found via kelgrid.