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“The Force Awakens” poster awakens!

My favorite bits in this animated version of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster are Finn’s floppy lightsaber and Kylo Ren as espresso machine.

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More proof that “The Elf on the Shelf” is bad news

grating the snowman

Found at Couponing4You’s Facebook page via Barry Gervin. Click to see the source.

While my family celebrates Christmas, I’d never heard of this “Elf of the Shelf” thing until a couple of years ago. I’m chalking it up as just another weird WASP thing, like that cut-up celery suspended in green jello dish. The critical theory folks are having a field day about the Elf softening us up for a surveillance state, but as the photo above shows, that’s not the worst of it.

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As of today, it’s official…

2015 battery

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“Stop hitting yourself, Captain Kirk!”

stop hitting yourself captain kirk

“…It is not logical.”

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Just so we’re clear on the definitions…

mentally ill vs terrorist

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This is my next power suit

power suit

It says “I’m so good at what I do that I don’t have to worry about what you think of my Cookie Monster trousers.” Besides, who doesn’t like Cookie Monster?

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Know the difference!

evolution vs intelligent design