This came from a number with the area code 847, which covers Chicago’s northern suburbs. I’ve since been spending an inordinate amount of time trying to ratiocinate a situation that would lead to the message “Hey boats return your hazmat”. I’m assuming that by “hazmat”, the sender means hazardous materials suit.
I don’t know if it’s what he’s daydreaming about, but it’s what I’m daydreaming about. You can find more like this on a Tumblr titled Mr. T’s Daydreams.
Thanks to Karen Geier for the find!
Unfortunately, this t-shirt doesn’t exist…yet!
That doesn’t mean that there aren’t any metal-inspired Star Wars t-shirts. Check out these shirts featuring characters’ names done as thrash and death metal band logos, available at the MetalSucks store:
Thanks to the award-winning Brett Savory for the find!
Yours Truly at the Pune Marriott’s rooftop bar, as he writes this article.
नमस्ते (Namaste) from India! I’m in the city of Pune for the week, working out of GSG’s Indian office. You should expect travel-related blog posts here for the next few days.
It’s closing in on 9:00 p.m., Monday, November 2nd, 2015 as I write this, but back home in the Eastern Standard Time zone, it’s closing in on 10:30 a.m.. In either case, the working day isn’t done as far as I’m concerned; there are presentations to be made tomorrow, and I’m putting the finishing touches on them. At least I get to work at Paasha, my current favorite watering hole, located on the hotel’s roof, where the staff are incredibly helpful, and the DJ is spinning some chill OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ music.
I’m part of the visiting U.S. management team, so I’ve got to wear the standard hot Asian country business outfit, which is dress shirt, dress slacks, dress shoes, skip the jacket and tie. This is India, where you can go a little funkier with the shirt, but even in these more egalitarian times, and even though it’s an IT office, I’m wearing long sleeves for the first few days just to make it clear that yes, I am a director from the U.S. office:
What hip jet-setting Asian-American businessmen are wearing these days.
Pune’s about as warm as Tampa, but way less humid, so long sleeves aren’t even a problem for me here. It hit 32°C (90°F) today, and this evening, it’s a nice 20°C (70°F) with a slight breeze.
The company’s having a big-ass all-hand party this Thursday, and we’re expected to dress up, so we went shopping for proper attire, and as a bonus, we can expense our formal duds! We hit a number of local shops looking for kurt-pajamas. I liked this one, but I needed something a little more flash:
This one wasn’t bad…
I also liked this one:
I checked out some turbans, but it turns out that we’ll be presented with some as visiting management guests at the party:
I finally went with this kurta and threw in a stole for added flair. Just call me the Accordion Maharaja!
I’m going to miss Halloween this year, as me and eight of my coworkers from GSG are flying to Pune, India to meet with the team at our Indian office. Next week will be made up of a lot of business meetings, planning sessions, presentations, and accordion performances. Watch this blog for photos, videos, and other updates!
The flying starts early in the morning on Friday, and ends about 29 hours later…
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This is a JetBlue flight from Accordion Bay Airport to Boston’s Logan Airport departing at 6:30 a.m.. It’ll put me in Boston just before 9:30. There’s no point arriving at the airport too much earlier than 5:30 a.m., which is when the JetBlue check-in counter opens. Given that I live reasonably close to the airport and there won’t be much traffic then, I figure I can leave the house a little before 5. I expect to spend most of this flight asleep.
My arrival gives me a two-hour window to get from Logan’s Terminal C to the international terminal, E, where I’ll catch up with the rest of my coworkers for Leg 2.
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The longest leg of the trip will be the transatlantic one, from Boston to Dubai, which will take slightly over 12 hours.
Every flight I’ve done to Asia has been over the Pacific, so the airlines I’m familiar with are ones like Cathay Pacific, ANA, EVA, Philippine Airlines (whose slogan should be “You’ll arrive late, but the food is great!”) and Northwest (their slogan was once “Landing a plane is easy. It takes skill to land one drunk!“).
This’ll be my first flight on Emirates, which has a stellar reputation for service and comfort (Skytrax give them four stars), even if you’re not flying in Jennifer Aniston class:
Alas, this flight will be on a mere single-storey aircraft, a Boeing 777 (which generally has better leg room than the other long-haul wide-body, the Airbus A340) I will be flying the monster-huge Airbus A380 on the way back. I managed to get aisle seats for the transatlantic legs, both there and back!
After half a day in the air, we’ll land in Dubai, the answer to the question “What if we made a city with the freedom of Saudi Arabia and the soul of Las Vegas?” We’ll arrive there just after 8:00 a.m. local time, which will be midnight Eastern Standard Time. I suspect that coffee will be my best friend at this point.
Like everything else in the city, the airport is always busy and optimized for self-fulfillment through shopping. Take a look at this video tour of Dubai’s airport, which was shot at 2:00 a.m. local time and shows just how busy the airport is. I don’t think Tampa’s airport looks this busy at 8:00 a.m. on a Monday!
There won’t be time to explore, as this stop lasts barely an hour until the next flight…
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The shortest leg of this trip will From Dubai to Mumbai (the city formerly known — and still referred to by people over 50 — as Bombay), where I expect to be wowed by Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport’s Terminal 2, which looks gorgeous in photos:
This isn’t the final leg of the trip; there’s one more!
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We’re not done yet! We’ll collect our luggage and hop in a pre-arranged car that will get us from the airport to Pune on a route that I presume will use the Mumbai Pune Expressway, India’s first six-lane toll highway, and a big enough deal that the Times of India gives it its own section on its site. Even though the length of the Mumbai Pune Expressway is about the same as the Tampa – St. Petersburg round trip commute (100 kilometres or 60 miles), Google Maps says the trip should take nearly three hours. I’m chalking up that estimated travel time to ATF — Asian Traffic Factor.
In a more primitive era, you could only guess at what the road trip would be like, or perhaps glean a little extra information if someone wrote an article or book describing it. Luckily, we live in the future, where network bandwidth and smartphones are cheap and plentiful, and people post videos of just about everything! Here’s a time-lapsed video of a trip on the Mumbai Pune Expressway, shot just last month:
“But wait, Joey,” you might say, “that video’s not long enough, and there’s no music!”. This video’s from 2011, but it should give you what you want:
29 hours after wheels-up in Tampa, on Saturday, October 31st at around 6 p.m. Indian Standard Time, we should arrive at what will be home for the next week: the Marriott in Pune. It has a 4.6 out of 5 star rating on Expedia and looks pretty nice; I’ll let you know what my experience was like.
That’s right, it’s a hashtag costume. It retails for $24.99, but if you’re savvy enough to use that newfangled “Amazon” thingy, you can get it for ten bucks less.
