The photo from the Craigslist article. Click it to see the source.
If you’ve got $25,000 burning a hole in your pocket — maybe less if you negotiate — you might want to head up to Spring Hill to get this one-of-a-kind motorbike.It’s featured in a Tampa Bay Craigslist ad, which has this text (and yup, the all caps is theirs):
THIS ONE OF A KIND REPLICA F-16 FIGHTER MOTORCYCLE HAS A 650 SUZUKI BURGMAN MOTOR. RUNS EXCELLENT
VERY UNIQUE
CALL, NO TEXT, THIS IS A LAND LINE
As a YouTube watcher, you can already sense the impending FAIL, but as far as “Ali” was concerned, there were no possible bad outcomes when he placed a watermelon on a glass patio table and attempted to cleave it in twain with a scimitar:
To add insult to patio table injury, the watermelon came out of the experience intact.
There ain’t nose party like a sausage party
Ali’s loss is minor compared to Ethan Schneider’s. He and a buddy were trying to impress friends at a party with a trick where he’d hold a kielbasa in his mouth while his buddy sliced it with a katana. You already know where this is going…
Here’s what TMZ reports about the aftermath:
4 hours of surgery and a slew of stitches later, Ethan got his sniffer back. He can smell but has no feeling … and doctors aren’t sure if it will ever come back.
Back in 2013, YouTube video personality Ryan Higa tried a real-life version of Fruit Ninja, but apparently forgot that unlike the game, everything in the real world comes with mass and Newton’s Third Law built-in:
A key difference between Ryan Higa’s video and the first two in this article is that Higa shot his video properly. The others fell victim to Vertical Video Syndrome, a common problem with videos shot using phones: