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Once again, it’s time for the traditional Mother’s Day post on “Accordion Guy”

It’s Mother’s Day, so here’s a greeting from the baddest mother of them all:

In case you’re not familiar with the classic 1971 blaxploitation film, here’s the original trailer:

Now let’s all enjoy the smooth stylings of the late Mr. Isaac Hayes:

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The hipsters’ new favorite online store: Cravat Club!

I found about the existence of Cravat Club through the Twitter account of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast. Posted deep in the heart of the stock quotes pages of a UK newspaper was the ad shown below. It’s well past the Hipster Event Horizon:

cravat club

I couldn’t help but visit cravat-club.com, and wow, is the Hipster was very strong in that one:

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They’ve got quite a selection of splendiferous cravats, including my favorite, the Igor, which can be yours for a mere 95 quid (just shy of US$147 at today’s rates):

igor

I’ve got one cravat, and since I wear it once every three or four years and ditched the beard last year, I don’t think I’m going to be handing Cravat Club any money soon:

Joey and Karl play accordions

Me and Karl Mohr in cravats, playing accordion on CBC Radio, June 1999.
(Yes, I know that we dressed up to appear on the radio. That’s just how we roll.)

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Second monthaversary!

anitra and joey at buzz lightyear

As you can see, living in a warm climate is slowly turning me into Matthew McConaughey.
Awright, awright, awriiiiiight.

In honor of the end of our second month as a married couple, here’s a pic from our honeymoon. We spent it at Disney World (a present from my sister and brother-in-law, complete with a stay at the Grand Floridian and the full-on fancy-pants meal package) and had a blast.

Happy second monthaversary, sweetie!

Some wedding pictures, if you’re curious.

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“Groovy Jazz Organ”: Your Thursday productivity-booster

booker t

Booker T. Jones on the Hammond B-3 organ. Perhaps you’ve heard his number Green Onions.

Miracle of miracles, for the first time in I-don’t-know-how-long, I’ve got a full day with no meetings, conference calls, brainstorming sessions, chats, nuthin’! This means I can get some actual work done, and I’ve been chugging away at it since 7:30 this morning, something that’s relatively easy to do when you have a five-second commute:

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The home office. Click to see it at full size.

A home office means that you can also crank the tunes, and I’ve found the Groovy Jazz Organ compilation to be productivity-boosting. Some kind soul has posted them on YouTube, and I’ve posted them here for your enjoyment, whether you’ve got your nose to the grindstone or in a martini glass.

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The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao battle that REALLY matters

Floyd may have won the match, but when it comes to who won the real battle, it’s Pacquiao all the way:

mayweather vs pacquiao

Original image found via Kitty Kat; I cleaned up the grammar and typography.
Click the photo to see the source.

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Your “Throwback Thursday” poster

i survived free range parenting

Based on the last image in this set; I cleaned up the typography.

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The Missus is out of town on a business trip this week, so you know what that means…

awww yisss bread

You might be thinking: Booze? Drugs? Porn? Videogames?

No. It means something even more illicit…

GLUTEN. And pork chops.

Awww yisss.

(But not too much bread. I’m hittin’ the gym, you know.)

Or, to borrow a couple of panels from Kate Beaton’s comics:

kate beaton - motha fuckin bread crumbs

Click the comic to see the source.