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funny Geek

My new favorite scientific insult

“You’re a 10, but it’s on the pH scale.”

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Filipino Food Tampa Bay

Amazing ube ice cream sandwiches at Mata’s Philippine Cuisine

Ube ice cream sandwich — purple ice cream between two “rice krispies squares” dyed purple.
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If you’re looking for a different kind of dessert, check out the ube ice cream sandwiches at Mata’s Philippine Cuisine in Tampa (on West Waters, a quick drive west of Dale Mabry)!

Ube (pronounced “OOO-beh”) is a sweet purple yam from the Philippines. It has a flavor that I describe as a mild mix of vanilla, white chocolate, and hazelnuts. It’s been a Filipino sweets staple for centuries, but only in the past decade has it become popular in North America. That’s a shame, because you’ve been missing out on some amazing, colorful dishes as a result!

They put the ice cream between “krispy treats” made out of sticky puffed rice (which often gets called pinipig in the Philippines, but that isn’t accurate). Just think of it as ube ice cream between Filipino rice krispies treats and enjoy the flavor.

Joey deVilla smiles with his ube ice cream sandwich.

It was great, and I’m coming back for more!

We also left with dinuguan, chicken adobo, pinakbet, and ginataang bilo-bilo.

Mata’s Philippine Cuisine’s storefront.

Mata’s Philippine Cuisine is in Tampa at 4350 West Waters Avenue — east of the Veterans Expressway, west of Dale Mabry.

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funny

The “international community” you always hear about

Map: “The ‘international community’ you always hear about,“ featuring a map of the world that shows on Europe, North America, Japan, and Australia/New Zealand.
Found via Ian Bremmer.
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Music

August 27th is “Play Music on the Porch Day!”

So I just found out that this is a thing…

Poster: What if for one day we all just listened to the music? / International Play Music on the Porch Day / Always the last Saturday in August / playmusicontheporchday.comFor more, see PlayMusicOnThePorchDay.com.

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funny

Russian roulette, sysadmin style

Comic: People playing Russian roulette with their servers and a random “rm -rf” script.

Yes, yes, I know that [[ should be used instead of [ in bash scripts.

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America It Happened to Me

Buc-ee’s: I, for one, welcome our new beef jerky overlords.

For the benefit of those of you who’ve never experienced a Buc-ee’s, here’s some video I shot during my first-ever visit to one of these roadside stores that’s best described as “Imagine a Circle K, but on Texas steroids,” or “Picture a Wawa, but the size of a Walmart.”

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America

“What would the Founding Fathers think of all that?”

Comic: MAGA guy in red cap and U.S. flag t-shirt: “No child of mine is gonna learn about men who wear makeup, high heels, and a wig at their school! What would the founders think of all that?” / Founding father in traditional clothing, checking self in mirror: “Oh, have I got some news for you.”
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The Founding Fathers would’ve been confounded by lots of things, from non-land-owners having a vote to dishwashing machines. Appreciate the things they did right, learn from what they did wrong, and don’t fuss too much over the intent of people who were just getting the hang of Enlightenment ideas.

Also worth checking out: How to quit being a wimp and DRESS MANLY like the GOOD OLD DAYS.