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Caption: NOT NECESSARILY A DETERRENT HERE IN FLORIDA. Photo of sign in storefront that reads “If you come into the store without a mask, we will have to take your temperature! P.S. We only have rectal thermometers.”

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Make up your damned minds, finance pundits

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Guess what, everybody — we’re ruining the economy by saving too much. Or as it’s called now, “hoarding cash.”

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It wasn’t that long ago that the financial pundits were railing against Americans’ crazed-weasel-on-meth spending habits, pointing out that a significant chunk of the population would be in trouble if faced with a $400 emergency:

So which is it: Are we or aren’t we supposed to buy avocado toast to save the economy?