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The Current Situation

“Make Up Your Mind / He Can’t Be All Four” is Now a T-Shirt

Back in April. Adam Sacks of the blog Adam Thinks created this so-funny-because-it’s-true graphic:

Adam Sack's poster featuring a Shepard Fairey-ized Obama-as-Hitler poster:  "Make Up Your Mind / He Can't Be All Four"

After getting so many requests, he’s decided to make it a t-shirt. You can order it online from Printfection for US$20.00:

"Make Up Your Mind / He Can't Be All Four" t-shirt

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The Current Situation

At Last, a “Town Hall” Protest I Can Get Behind

Protestor at Town Hall holding sign that reads "Obama: Bring back Arrested Development"

And it’s spelled properly, too!

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It Happened to Me Music

Guilty Pleasure: “Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell”

Not the fast food chains, but the amusing hip-hop number by the oddly-named duo “Das Racist”:

I’m with this commenter: someone needs to record the Canadian version:

I’m at the Swiss Chalet!
I’m at the Harvey’s!
I’m at the combination Swiss Chalet and Harvey’s!

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Life Work

The Job Opportunity You Can’t Refuse

Allen Stern blogs about a sign that’s outside Rice to Riches, a rice pudding place in New York City’s East Village:

Sign: "Help Wanted: Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business. Long hard hours, very low pay, lots of heavy lifting, work for a ball-busting asshole, dead-end job, no benefits, no advancement, must be college grad. Start immediately."

The sign reads:

Help Wanted

Start a career in the fascinating, fast-paced lucrative pudding business

  • Long hard hours
  • Very low pay
  • Lots of heavy lifting
  • Work for a ball-busting asshole
  • Dead-end job
  • No benefits
  • No advancement
  • Must be college grad

Start immediately

It’s attention getting; Allen says that he saw a number of people read the sign and as a result step into the store. There’s more in his blog entry about the sign.

I wonder how many people read it and thought “Sounds great! Where do I sign up?”

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Uncategorized

You’re Doing It Wrong

Truck with boat trailer lower boat into the water...truck first.Photo courtesy of Will from Dork Shelf.
Click the photo to see it at full size.

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Life

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there! May you never receive the Father’s Day present advertised below:

Newspaper ad clothing-optional resort in Georgia: "Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. We Set The Mood. You Provide The Romance."

Categories
It Happened to Me

All Che Guevara T-Shirts Should Have This Caption

Dark green t-shirt featuring Che Guevara and the text "I have no idea who this is".

Seen at “Diaper-eze”, a baby clothing store in Bloor West Village, in the west end of Accordion City.