I've had my hands full lately. Wendy The Redhead came up to Accordion City last weekend, and among her myriad…
Her flight lands at 5:40 p.m. and she's here until Monday morning. We're hitting the town and anyone who wants…
I presume that this is a scan of a sheet of paper that someone found: My initial reaction was to…
Here are some photos of me and The Redhead at the wedding of my friends Ashley Bristowe and Chris "Turner"…
The accordion is only part of the vast arsenal at my disposal for wooing the ladies. Another one of my…
"Come home with me! I'll give you...THREE DOLLARS..." [ via del.icio.us, which I really need to use more often…
"If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny." -- Woody Allen, Crimes and Misdemeanors Before I get…