Life/Yeah…girls…geez

It’s a Girl!

Congratulations to my old friends from Crazy Go Nuts University, Ashley Bristowe and Chris "Turner" Turner, on the birth of…

20 years ago

Your Valentine’s Day Warning

T minus three days! A scene from last Thursday at the charity event during which I enjoyed more than my…

20 years ago

Anti-Panti. Good Idea? Bad Idea? I Can’t Tell.

[via Davezilla] While we're discussing Ann Coulter, let's talk about a somewhat related topic: the Anti-Panti. The name alone should…

20 years ago

IKEA Fails the Turing Test, But Aces the Davezilla Test

IKEA has a cute little artifical intelligence program, Anna, who will gladly try to help meet your strangely-named disposable Swedish…

20 years ago

It Just Dawned on Me That Bill Gates is Partially Responsible for My First Kiss (and Now I Need a Drink)

Take a look at this screen shot from an old IBM PC game whose filename was "DONKEY.BAS" (the ".BAS" filename…

20 years ago

Sexy Beast

Let's say it's the early 1980's. You've just bought a Quick and Dirty Operating System and repackaged it for IBM…

20 years ago

This Cat Plays Accordion

You can tell just by looking at him. "He's a complicated cat and no one understands him but his woo-maaaaaan..."…

20 years ago