OH GOD IT BURNS

Must…Fight…Mental…Image…

AIEEEE! Mental image winning! Mental image winning!

13 years ago

Toronto’s Got an Ultimate Tazer Ball Team!

Every year, we get closer to having a TV show like The Running Man. The latest sign in this progression…

13 years ago

“I’m Rob Fucking Ford!” (or: The Mayor, the Ambush and the 911 Call)

“Mayor Griffin” Those of you not familiar with Accordion City’s politics may not have heard our mayor, Rob Ford, who’s…

13 years ago

SkyMall’s Air Travel Pillows

I've cut my carry-on travel bulk by switching from "dead-tree" books to electronic books on my iPad, but you can't…

13 years ago

Scarred for Life

Titled as found – and it’s the perfect title too.

14 years ago

Glenn Beck, Voice of Reason

Memo to John McCain: When Glenn freakin' Beck sounds more reasonable than you, something is seriously wrong. In case you…

15 years ago

Why You Shouldn’t be Celebrating “Confederate History Month”

Because the Confederates were committing treason in defense of slavery. Be sure to read the article Lest We Forget Why…

15 years ago