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One of Guinness’ Many Benefits

Photo: 'Sandwich board' sign that reads 'Guinness: It'll make you a better person!'

Seen outside The Irish Heather gastropub, in Vancouver’s Gastown district.

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Also Seen at the Bookstore Last Night

In addition to Screw Calm and Get Angry, I also saw this at the Book City in Bloor West Village:

Sign on table of books: "It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it"

Nice sentiment, but it scans better when the lines are broken up like this:

It is what you read
when you don’t have to
that determines
what you will be
when you can’t help it

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The Spirit of Thanksgiving

Yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving, and in the spirit of the holiday, I present this sign, found courtesy of Certified Bullshit Technician:

Sign in a playground that reads "Attention / Shit could be worse / You're not dead"

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Not Hip to the Lingo

Grace Baptist Church sign: "Real friends don't rub it in; they rub it out"Photo courtesy of Certified Bullshit Technician.

Someone needs to tell them they pulled a boner with their sign.

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A Bad Sign

Seen earlier today at the corner of Melinda and “I can’t tell where the hell I am, some idiot put a ‘no left turn’ sign in the worst possible place”:

Street signs at the corner of Yonge and Melinda Streets, with a "No Left Turn" sign blocking the Yonge Street sign

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What More Could You Want?

It’s a pretty complete offering, in my opinion:

Painted sign on an exterior wall: "Internet & Tacos"

Click the photo to see it at full size.

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Um, Okay…

do not drink