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That’s How We Roll in the Wintel World

Shopify, being startup made up mostly of younger people with a strong design bent, are a Mac-based shop. When you walk in the office, it’s Apple logos as far as the eye can see (I’m the lone holdout, with both a Mac and a Windows machine at my desk). Every culture lives in its own bubble, and Apple Hipster Culture is certainly no exception, so they can be forgiven for being unaware of goings-on in the Wild and Wooly Wintel World.

Somehow, one of our conversations took a turn from Harley poking loving fun at Edward’s new haircut (he kids because he cares) to  me bringing up the legendary promo video for MSI’s X Series of really slim laptops showing a guy in a singlet catching them with his butt-cheeks. They refused to believe that such a thing existed, so I had to destroy their innocence forever with a quick jaunt down to YouTube:

I watched the horror in the young whippersnappers’ eyes as they watched.

Lightweights, I thought to myself. If you think that’s bad, you don’t even want to know what sort of kink the Arduino people are into.

And that’s how we roll in the Wintel World.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Meanwhile, in Toronto…

My friend Maria snapped this photo of a guy in a squid suit on Bathurst Street by the Amsterdam Brewery:

Squid on bathurst

I’m reminded of this fella:

Zoidberg

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Strange Things are Afoot in My ‘Hood

meat mischief

Pictured above: a snapshot taken last week of the neighbourhood paper at my local café. Meat mischief? Cat hoarding? What’s going on here?

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Why Cruise Around Chicago Like a Chump?

…when you can cruise in style with this guy?

ferrari for hire

When this computer fad blows over, I’ll probably take a page from his book and drive people around Toronto in my Honda with the accordion.

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Hot Dog Bubble Gum

Package: "Fruit Flavored Hot Dogs Bubble Gum. BLOW YOUR LUNCH!"

As Andy Ihnatko (the guy who took this photo) says: “It would take a while to clearly diagram out why I find this product and its packaging so disturbing.”

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Cream of Wheat and Ice Cream. They’re Both Creams, So They Go Together, Right?

1956 advertisement for Cream of Wheat hot cereal suggesting that you serve it with a scoop of ice cream.Click the photo to see it at full size.

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Nissin’s Cheese Pepper Japanese Noodles

This Japanese commercial for cup noodles is funny, but turn down your speakers before playing it – there’s a lot of screaming: