Take an old Buick, some electrical tape, a little imagination and some judicious work with scissors, and magic happens:
Click le photo to see it le engorged.
Le Sex Tank sounds like the name of a club on Montreal’s Rue Ste-Catherine, and it’s an awesome name for a car. Especially when emblazoned on its side in electrical tape. He could’ve simply made an “S” out of straight lines, but he chose the difficult path and made curvy letters out of small tape segments — an erotic artistic calculus, if you will.
The driver’s expression calls for a close-up:
AIEEE!!!! Back away! Back away!!!
Here’s another shot of Le Sex Tank, which remains as visually stunning even when driverless and motionless:
Encore un fois: click le photo to see it le plump.
5 replies on “Car of the Day: “Le Sex Tank””
I have only ever dated men who drive Buick’s. I really wish I was kidding. The award should go to the 1971 Buick Skylar: Le Sex Tank is apt.
Even my husband, who’s an engineer and can afford other cars, still drives his Buick Century. Prefers the look of a Ferrari. Learns for the comfort and space of a Buick.
Looking for a reliable, career- and home-oriented, kinky, marriage-worthy man? Look no further: hang back at your local grocery store parking lot. Say hello to the guy driving a Buick.*
*Caution: may be an over-generalization. However, Buick drivers tend to dominate the best parking real estate at Longo’s.
Linda: They may have been Buick men, Linda, but were any of them electrical tape artistes?
Truth Joey.
Date#1 for Beth and I featured ’87 Buick Century, Limited Edition, Burgundy felt interior. Coming up on 12 years marriage. ‘Nuff said.
Notice in the last photo, the passenger seat in the recline position. If only to lend credence to the car’s name.
This is my cousins car!!! That guy driving isn’t the owner, they’re on their way to a concert and switched drivers đ
It’s a joke by the way calm your tits people. He’s not actually trying to get women this way. But so you know he has a super lovely girlfriend :3
He just has a dorky sense of humor!